COVID-19, The apocalipse.

I dreamed about corona virus quarantine..It transformed the world into complete chaos: fire, wide spreading violence, destruction of banks, city halls, shopping malls, thefts and there were no police.

I was leaving an important class where I met Jesus Christ ...He told me to find someone named Jobdi, that he would solve my problems. I wrote down what Jesus had told me to ask and ask Jobdi and left.

When I arrived on the street, everything was really hellish. I got to Jobdi's office, but he wasn't there. It were the same place where was blue diamond and yelllow diamaond from the steven universe and their bathrooms ...

I was looking at the huge pool where they used to bathe for a while and I fell. Some girls keep me clean clothes to wear and I left for home. Halfway there a guy steals all my stuff. I go after him, hit straight on his golden nuts and tell him to give me back..he says he has already sold all of it.

So, I come home. There was an old friend who was very wealthy telling me to go to her farm and stay away from society. When we arrived at the place, it was a very chic condominium, surrounded, with a ridiculous password to enter: mabeline caramel cheeseburger.

When we entered, there was a path that everyone had to pass, it was very long and it passed through a beach and a very narrow path several meters high from the water.

There were other people waiting for us to pass. We were going when a cannon started firing at us. We ran a lot, several balls hitting the stone ten centimeters from my head.

When we arrived at a place where the cannon did not reach. There was a very bizarre thing in the water: a bright red baby with horns on its head, laughing and spitting fire, trying to pull us into the water. One of the guys who was with us fell into the water and I jumped in there trying to save him and ended up dying.

Then I woke up.

IT'S A PLEASURE, MY NAME IS OZZY OSBOURNE

This last night I was going to a lecture at a college. I was very nervous and some of those present threw cans of soda at me, popcorn and booed me. Trembling, I ran out into the street, without looking back, and ended up in the old, deserted neighborhood.

I thought: I really need to get an internship, and I put CVs under all the doors. Until one of them opened and it was none other than Ozzy Osbourne, in a brown suit and tie and glasses. He was a Lawyer for sure. He sent me in and offered me a job at the office. Suddenly, one of the people who booed me came through the office door and started making fun of me. Ozzy fought him and I left.

Walking through the corridors, a ghost appeared. He screamed and floated fast towards me, throwing pumpkins that exploded in glitter over me, in adds to stink a lot. When I managed to escape the ghost, reaching the second floor of the building, the stairs were destroyed. I had no way to go down to the ground floor. I had to jump, leaving the ghost screaming angrily behind me.

In the street, everything was dark and deserted and two guys approached me to assault me. A girl who seemed to have a bar in the front stood up for me and I woke up.