IT'S A PLEASURE, MY NAME IS OZZY OSBOURNE

This last night I was going to a lecture at a college. I was very nervous and some of those present threw cans of soda at me, popcorn and booed me. Trembling, I ran out into the street, without looking back, and ended up in the old, deserted neighborhood.

I thought: I really need to get an internship, and I put CVs under all the doors. Until one of them opened and it was none other than Ozzy Osbourne, in a brown suit and tie and glasses. He was a Lawyer for sure. He sent me in and offered me a job at the office. Suddenly, one of the people who booed me came through the office door and started making fun of me. Ozzy fought him and I left.

Walking through the corridors, a ghost appeared. He screamed and floated fast towards me, throwing pumpkins that exploded in glitter over me, in adds to stink a lot. When I managed to escape the ghost, reaching the second floor of the building, the stairs were destroyed. I had no way to go down to the ground floor. I had to jump, leaving the ghost screaming angrily behind me.

In the street, everything was dark and deserted and two guys approached me to assault me. A girl who seemed to have a bar in the front stood up for me and I woke up.