COVID-19, The apocalipse.

I dreamed about corona virus quarantine..It transformed the world into complete chaos: fire, wide spreading violence, destruction of banks, city halls, shopping malls, thefts and there were no police.

I was leaving an important class where I met Jesus Christ ...He told me to find someone named Jobdi, that he would solve my problems. I wrote down what Jesus had told me to ask and ask Jobdi and left.

When I arrived on the street, everything was really hellish. I got to Jobdi's office, but he wasn't there. It were the same place where was blue diamond and yelllow diamaond from the steven universe and their bathrooms ...

I was looking at the huge pool where they used to bathe for a while and I fell. Some girls keep me clean clothes to wear and I left for home. Halfway there a guy steals all my stuff. I go after him, hit straight on his golden nuts and tell him to give me back..he says he has already sold all of it.

So, I come home. There was an old friend who was very wealthy telling me to go to her farm and stay away from society. When we arrived at the place, it was a very chic condominium, surrounded, with a ridiculous password to enter: mabeline caramel cheeseburger.

When we entered, there was a path that everyone had to pass, it was very long and it passed through a beach and a very narrow path several meters high from the water.

There were other people waiting for us to pass. We were going when a cannon started firing at us. We ran a lot, several balls hitting the stone ten centimeters from my head.

When we arrived at a place where the cannon did not reach. There was a very bizarre thing in the water: a bright red baby with horns on its head, laughing and spitting fire, trying to pull us into the water. One of the guys who was with us fell into the water and I jumped in there trying to save him and ended up dying.

Then I woke up.

IT'S A PLEASURE, MY NAME IS OZZY OSBOURNE

This last night I was going to a lecture at a college. I was very nervous and some of those present threw cans of soda at me, popcorn and booed me. Trembling, I ran out into the street, without looking back, and ended up in the old, deserted neighborhood.

I thought: I really need to get an internship, and I put CVs under all the doors. Until one of them opened and it was none other than Ozzy Osbourne, in a brown suit and tie and glasses. He was a Lawyer for sure. He sent me in and offered me a job at the office. Suddenly, one of the people who booed me came through the office door and started making fun of me. Ozzy fought him and I left.

Walking through the corridors, a ghost appeared. He screamed and floated fast towards me, throwing pumpkins that exploded in glitter over me, in adds to stink a lot. When I managed to escape the ghost, reaching the second floor of the building, the stairs were destroyed. I had no way to go down to the ground floor. I had to jump, leaving the ghost screaming angrily behind me.

In the street, everything was dark and deserted and two guys approached me to assault me. A girl who seemed to have a bar in the front stood up for me and I woke up.

Till Lindemann and a Lesson From the Dead

I dreamed that I had died. It wasn't an accident or anything violent, I was just old, very old, in a bed, with two men like me looking at me, one was crying and the other was looking at me sadly. Then I felt a pain in my chest and everything went dark.

When I woke up, I was in a place that looked like a fairy tale. Lavender and lilies everywhere, a sunny but fresh morning. The trees were big, tall and old ... there were some small animals like rabbits, deer, birds. When I started walking through that environment, there was a very blue stream, with some pebbles.

Then a black girl with red hair appeared and said to me:

"- You are late, but we will fix it."

So she took me to a group of people. I don't remember anyone specifically. We went to a building of shiny stones and gravel on the floor.

In the first room there was a ceiling full of stars, but they were not toys ... they were really galaxies that surrounded us while we were walking in that place. It was possible to see every planet, star, black hole. I was too distracted to notice that Till Lindemann was staring into my eye and I was startled.
Apparently in that dream I knew who he was. Yeah, I know he is in my weirdest dreams usually.

Till Lindemann

He started talking about things like the beginning of everything and etc..but I don't remember anything at all..kkkk

In the second room, we saw all the people we love and hate during our lives. ALL OF THEM. It was really bad for me to remember some of them and I was scared and uncomfortable, but that girl who accompanied me gave me her hand and smiled.

In the third area, we went to an open courtyard, full of white flowers, Till explained to everyone present the meaning of death in the universe and that we would decide what to do and where to go after that.

Then, I woke up.

I really wanted to remember what was said in that dream because everything seemed to have so much meaning and sense.


Unfortunately I forgot everything throughout the day.

Till Lindemann, Ed Sheeran and Sasuke Uchiha at the amusement park

I dreamed that I was in a really cool amusement park, huge, colorful, safe rides, everything shiny and the smell of good food everywhere. I played in several rides..roller coasters, ferris wheel, la bamba, kaboom, crazy cup. It seemed to be an entire island just for that, huge, and I was at a Rammstein show, right in front of the stage.

I was having a lot of fun, feeling well and in peace..When Till Lindeman started singing Fruhling in Paris, Regina Duarte (brazilian actress and politian) started shouting something at me and trying to get my attention to answer and then Till  looked angryly deep in my eyes and spoke in English: 

Regina Duarte

Till Lindemann-Rammstein

"-I can't sing if you're disturbing me".

I was devastated and embarrassed and went to a corner to hide.Then a guy like Ed Sheeran came to talk to me, calm me down, but then he said he had to go because there was a special event in the park to go, but I couldn't because I didn't have the pass.

Ed Sheeran

Out of nowhere, he changed his mind and walked with me and we bought churros and candies and shrimp sweets and snacks with soy sauce.


Then when night came, everyone retired to dormitory sheds and became like Hogwarts.

One of the teachers was Sasuke Uchiha, the same appearance as the Bingo Book..There were some teenagers painting the walls, making caricatures of him and wanting to blame me. Ed Sheeran who told me.

Knowing this, I did a henge in the jutsu and I turned myself Sasuke and I went there to scold them.

When everyone was scared, the real Sasuke Uchiha appeared and I treated him like he was my uncle and gave him a big hug. The atmosphere was cold and everyone was confused. I explained what happened to Sasuke and left, leaving them with the real Sasuke Uchiha.

At the end of my dream, I walked to the beach and saw a beach party, with lots of torches, food and music. People were dancing a lot and totally drunk. I sat on a tree trunk and looked at a beautiful full moon. 

That's when I woke up.

Pug, Hospice and Guardian of the Trees.

Today I dreamed that I was at home with my boyfriend, but he was not my real boyfriend. I had gotten a pug for a dating gift, but the animal had an evil spirit inside. Every time we were alone, he would raise knives to hit me and speak curses in languages ​​I did not understand. I fell down the stairs just looking at him.

So I tried to perform an exorcism on him, with all possible unrealistic pomp and witchcraft. When my boyfriend saw this, he called the police. I didn't see anything, I was focused on looking the dog's eyes, but when I looked up to rest, I saw a strong policeman with a big mustache looking at me seriously. He handcuffed me and said that we would take care of my ''problem''.

It was then that they took me to a huge sanatorium on top of a hill. It looked very much like a castle, with large halls, huge doors carved in gold, stone staircases. There wasn't torture and screaming…or people throwing poop on the walls. They were all normal people who were being forced to become 100% happy and playful all time. I looked at it all with suspicion. It was impossible for everyone to be happy all the time.

There were art activities, studies, reintegration into the job market and children's play. In one of these "activities", I saw a boy. He was blond, about 12 years old, wore a red shirt, short hair, thin cheeks. He had been indicated to participate in the game: "how to act with your parents". There was a room with an actor as a father, a normal living room..but with about 60 people being an audience..like one of those auditorium shows.

When he finished the performance, he asked his "teacher":

-Did I do well this time? -The nervous look, cold sweat and looked at me.

The teacher wrote down some things and turned his back, then the boy turned to me and said:

"- You need to do well in your turn. Don't forget to smile."

The view from my window was beautiful: clear blue sea and a beautiful sunset, but a dark and gloomy forest in front, where not even that blood red and orange sunset entered. I thought it was really weird and decided to go and investigate.

To go out from sanatorium was not that hard, it was just pretending to the guards I was really happy and that I would play in the sand on the beach.

When I got close to the forest, I realized that it was surrounded by a high concrete wall and a padlocked gate. I went around trying to find another entrance. When I looked again, the door was open and I went inside. There were huge trees, tall, old, dark and surrounded by fog.

I was walking in tree corridors trying to find out what was there, when an old man appeared beside me. He had a staff and a golden garment like gold. He spoke to me that in order to to activate the forest I needed to go to its center and extract the beauty of it.

I walked a little further and came to a clearing, with old and destroyed houses around, poorly finished windmills and a stream. Like magic, I started to really feel a lot of joy inside me and I sang, I sang like I had never sung before. My voice was beautiful and the music was that from Anastácia, Disney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZrYyi-XRQ

Gradually, the forest became beautiful, alive, clear, the houses were restored, the mills were spinning, the birds were singing and there were white, pink and lilac flowers everywhere. The trees were no longer scary, they were green and flowery and the sky, which was already very dark, cleared as if we were in the morning.

Suddenly, I hear a scary song, like these ones that come before a boss in games: he was a guardian of the forest, similar to those of the "Lord of the Rings", but thin and with a horned helmet on his head.

He chased me through the trees while I ran and tried to find a way to stop him from killing me. Suddenly, the old man appeared and gave me his staff. I climbed a tree and stuck the staff between the creature's eyes, which turned to dust, the helmet falling heavily on the ground. I didn't want this but I had to.

And then, I finally woke up.

Cinema, Stand-up Comedy and Orfans.

I dreamed I was going to the movies with my boyfriend. The chairs were beds and there were huge screens in front and behind the room, on opposite sides. There were Santa Claus everywhere, hanging like dolls, and every time someone passed they would ring their little bells and wish them a merry Christmas, it was very annoying.

So we were watching a very boring movie, I don't remember the content, but it was very boring. I felt hungry and went out to buy something to eat, but found nothing. There was a soccer field outside, made of dirt, and there were many barefoot children playing soccer and a large slum.

 Across the little field was a very poor, half-dirty bathroom, but I was keen to pee. Upon entering there was a very thin black woman looking at me. I thought it was weird that she wanted to watch me pee, but honestly I didn't care (no, I didn't pee in bed..kkkk). As I was leaving, I opened the closet that was attached to the bathroom wall and found a can of sausages, ate two and went back to the cinema.

Arriving there, I saw my boyfriend kiss a girl like Megan Fox and looking at me, he made a scared face saying he confused me with her (detail that I look nothing like Fox). Well, I got hate, hit him and sat on my bed. That's when two girls about 9 years old started running around the theater, making noise and laughing. I fretted, took both of my arms, and led them to the football field outside. When I got there, there was a teacher who said: now they are your responsibility.

I came back and said to my boyfriend: Well, now we have two daughters and I sat in bed with them, that's when a very boring stand-up comedy started and I complained that it was a bum. The last thing I remember was the noise of Santa's bells tinkling over us.

A Court, Politicians and A Suit Made of Bucciaratti.

Bruno Bucciaratti

I have a house with a very large yard, it's almost 2 thousand square meters. A lot of people are always wanting a part of it, but I'm always watching my ground.

For the sake of understanding, as you, the reader, are not necessarily otaku or have seen this anime, Bucciarati is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure who's part of Italian Mafia.

Well, I was in court. A woman claimed that she needs to transpass my ground to have a safier way to get out her own house to work. Her house was apparently surrounded by slums, traffic, and darkness, and my land would help her and other residents have a safer way to reach the other side of the neighborhood. This way, they wanted to make a passage inside my garden.

I argued that it would make no difference because the robbers and murderers would enter the passage anyway to rob people. Besides, I would also be in danger because they would pass the side of my house. It was a political matter that there was no lighting in the neighborhood or problems with public safety.

Even so, the judge didn't seem convinced to leave me with my own home, so imagine my despair.

I'll tell you what the woman suing me was like. She was blond, but her skin was flushed by the sun. Still, she wore a lot of gold jewelry and a tacky outfit that mimicked jaguar skin. It looks like a "Karen" but of a South American type.

So I met Bucciarati in one of the courtroom corridors and explained the situation. For those who don't know, Bucciaratti is a mobster, but has a great sense of justice and he is even slightly kind. He told me that he came to testify on behalf of that woman at Mafia orders, but he would find a way to help me.

I went to the bathroom about 5 minutes later and found some documents on top of the toilet. It said that woman was a corrupt senator who wanted to use my ground to open a road. This would benefit the slum drug cartel at the end of the neighborhood and make it easier for them to get out. All the evidence was there.
Then I entered the court again.

The lawyers called Bucciaratti and he began to talk about how dangerous the favela was and how many people died there. However, in the middle of the testimony he said:

"But it's not like I could say anything. It wasn't me that day" - and winked at me.

I got the signal, got up and said the plaintiff was a rich senator and didn't even live in that neighborhood. Everyone was in shock. She laughed and said:

"So what? Because I'm a senator, I can't live in a simple place or defend my voters?"

That's when I showed the documents and the judge read everything carefully. The woman went into despair and tried to remove the papers from the judge's hand.


At this time, Buciaratti took his skin off him.

 Yeah, he pulled his skin out like a suit and inside was a woman who looked like a prisoner.





She wore orange numbered jumpsuit and short hair. She looked at me and smiled. The guards took the two women and left. As she passed me, the prisoner said:

"Now you owe Bucciaratti."

I calmed down and woke up.